Enjoy your Passach. Go ahead, I don't mind. Not I wanted to hang out with friends & their families, telling old stories that grow bigger & more implausible with every telling—despite the fact that you weren't there, it never happened, it didn't climb, and it most certainly didn't FLY! No, no, it's okay. I'm fine, really. I just sit at home...waiting for someone to call...
</ersatz kvetch>
A blessed Passover to You and Yours. Seriously. Because your ancestors survived the Thera explosion, Life is more interesing.
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